Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned
Coal'd.
Bobbing for french fries.
Because they're constant in a pool.
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
They crucified the carpenter.
Getting all high and mighty
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If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.