How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What do you call a French sandal?

Philippe Flop!

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

Where did bob go during the explosion?

everywhere.......