Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

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Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!