Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!