Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!