What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.