What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Why can't you run through a campsite?

Because you ran when it's past tents.