The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
Gangs don't have to pay for friends.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
You must not bring either to the movies.
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
Because they're a diamond dozen
Literally dozens.
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
It ain't hard.
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.