How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

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Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas