Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.