How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

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How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.