What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

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What's the most problematic time of day?

4:04

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose