What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose