How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!