How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

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How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!