How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

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What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.