Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What do you mean by being loud?

quiet the opposite.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

United Nations Jokes More United Nations Jokes

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Breakup Jokes More Breakup Jokes

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.