Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

United Nations Jokes More United Nations Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Breakup Jokes More Breakup Jokes

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.