Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Stop those damn Thebes!"

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Just one hair.

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Grave-y !

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

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He moved down-under!!

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