Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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Why didn't the Turkey cross the road?

It was too Chicken.

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi