What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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A high coo(/spoiler)

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What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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Bumpkin pie!

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2 Na!

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Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.