How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.