Trucker Jokes

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Pecan Jokes More Pecan Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.