What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient