What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey