Earl Grey Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

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Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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Used Tampons

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

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Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.