50 Shades of Earl Grey
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because all proper tea is theft.
Not-tea
It's sin-ful. self made joke
He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(
Ones in a cup
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."
The buckingham phallus.
On your Marx, get set, go!"
He was caught red handed.
They both like to crack open a cold one
hopscotts.
With lots of hops!
He brews it.
When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.
Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.
A wet one.