Earl Grey Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn