When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

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What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.