Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.