Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.