Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...