Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread