What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

Rufi-ooooooo!

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.