Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

Rufi-ooooooo!

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."