Peter Pan Jokes

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

Rufi-ooooooo!

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

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Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

A: Wendy's!

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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A pan....duh

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The Pirates always lose.

What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

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Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

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Slow Children At Play

What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test?

Drool

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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I laugh at neither of them.

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Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny?

Because they never grow old

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."