What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!