Hebrew Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

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What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

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What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

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What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".