How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.