Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Bud Jokes More Bud Jokes

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.