Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Bud Jokes More Bud Jokes

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds