Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.