What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.