Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.