How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.