Just one, we're stoned not stupid.
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
One and not one.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
5/3. The same amount as for whites.
They both love stoning women.
You get stoned.
One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.