How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?

Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.