How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they don't change anything.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."