How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !