How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.