What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded.

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

Yarn Jokes More Yarn Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.