What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.