What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.