Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.