Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

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How did the homeless handicap child die?

Alone

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there