Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.