What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.