What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose