What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.