What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

How do most elderly golfers die?

They have a bad stroke

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

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What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing