What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.