What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

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What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

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How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.