What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.