What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!