What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!