What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Spanish Inquisition Jokes More Spanish Inquisition Jokes

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.