Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
Because it was rated arrr!
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Because it had the wrong Driver
Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
A: One strike, and they're out.
Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.
What an Idiot.
The Spanish Inquisition.
The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
