What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

What are 8 Nougat-Bits?

One Nougat-Byte

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!