What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?