Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

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Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...