Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...