How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

How did the Bohemian pay?

Just a Check

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **