How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?