Watt Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why haven't we found aliens yet ?

because they are searching for intelligent life too.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.