Watt Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

Wuv Jokes More Wuv Jokes

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...