Watt Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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Shorts!

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The Eng gland.

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HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.