What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

Defense Jokes More Defense Jokes

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.