What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.