What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

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What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?

A: They both have black roots.

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.