What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What do you NEVER call a black man?

a friend

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.